Affiliate Marketing Jokes


Affiliate Marketing Jokes!

  1. How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None – they’ve automated it.

  2. What does the new Chips Ahoy marketing director do her first day on the job? Enable cookies.

  3. Why did the naughty lead’s phone ring at 1 a.m.? For a booty call-to-action.

  4. What’s a personality trait of a bad marketer? Anti-social.

  5. Why did the marketer get off the trampoline? He was worried about his bounce rate.

  6. Why can’t a lead date a religious marketer? Because she’ll always be trying to convert him.

  7. A stock photo walks into a bar, and the patrons start pointing and giggling. She looks at the bartender and says, “Why’s everyone staring?” The bartender says … “Cuz your ALT tag is showing.”

  8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interruptive marketer Interruptive marke–

  9. Why did the marketing couple

  10.  decide not to get married? Because they weren’t on the same landing page.

  11. What is a pirate’s favorite piece of marketing content? A webinAAAAR

  1. How many marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It isn’t too late to make this neon instead, is it?

  2. Why do marketers make such good wide receivers? Because they always stay inbounds.

  3. What’s a pirate’s favorite thing about marketing? Thee arrrrrrROI!

  4. How much does a hipster weigh? An insta-gram.

  5. What movie features a marketer stuck on a deserted island? Web-Cast Away.

  6. What’s a telemarketer’s favorite song? Answer my call, maybe.

    1. Why did the marketer g

    2. o on a diet? They wanted to improve their conversion rates.

    3. Why did the marketer get kicked out of the casino? They kept trying to double down on their content strategy.

    4. Why did the marketer cross the road? To get to the other side of the funnel.

    5. What do you call a marketer who can’t draw? A content strategist.

    6. Why did the marketer get a tattoo of their brand’s logo? They wanted to increase their brand awareness.

    7. What’s a marketer’s favorite type of music? Content marketing.

    8. Why did the marketer break up with their significant other? They weren’t generating enough leads.

    9. What’s a marketer’s favorite type of sandwich? A lead generation sandwich.

    10. W hy did the marketer go to space? They wanted to launch a new product.

    11. What do you call a marketer who can’t write? A social media manager